Nah, we can't do any of that at work. For a start, the 'Net is quite tightly blocked. The audio on our computers is disabled and can't be enabled as Windows is crippled. This is really good as the company has, on the intranet, a monthly video for us to watch.
They also send out a CD/DVD- but we have no CD/DVD player in the computer. So the CD is useful as a beer coaster for the beer we aren't allowed to drink.

