Living here on the North Gold Coast is wonderful with the exception that my Defender cannot fit into the DLUG (double lock up Garage). The trouble begins in this estate the whole suburb is a body corporate so you can't park it out the front in the visitors bay, can't park it on the driveway as it obstructs the SWMBO, so she is living on the lawn (private property) at the shock and horror of the body Corp who send their little security nazi's nightly to put notices on the windscreen advising a breach of half a dozen toffee nosed rules.
Well I caught one last night and informed him of his trespass onto private property and interferring with my vehicle parked there is also illegal and if I see him again I would contact the Police and refer charges of trespass without curtlage, which do not look good on a security resume.
Well with him sorted I have to wait till the next "Toffee nose's convention" to let them know what is happening and introduce them to some colourful brickie expressions of disgust.
So if you see a suburb which is so neat it looks to good to be true..its because at night it is patrolled by little nazi's representing a bunch of *******.
I have recently been looking at acreage....I can't wait till the missus picks one as long as it has a huge w/shop that can fit a Deefer or two

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