That is totally gross!
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A while ago now I was doing shift work so arrived at a party early in the morning rather than early evening like everyone else. Seemed like everyone had been having a good time however it was starting to break up by the time I arrived. A girl I knew asked if I would drive her home in her car which was parked out the front as she was in no state to drive herself.
Started off down the road when a large spider appeared on the windscreen wiper blade arm. This was accompanied by a screaming sound from the passenger seat which suggested that she was not really at ease with spiders. Turned the windscreen wipers on thinking that this would fix the problem of the pain in my left ear. Spider must have seen this one coming and was ready for me. It just rode the wiper arm across the windscreen. Screaming from passenger seat now increased and decreased depending on if the spider was in from of her or not.
At this point I became aware of the police car beside me that seemed to be taking an interest in the car with the screaming girl in it. Lucky for me it must have been the end of their shift as they turned into Victoria Barracks Police Station rather than pull me over. I could though hear their laughter as they drove off so suppose they must have figured out what was going on. Spider became bored with the game a little further down the street and jumped off.
Canadian winters are not kind to cats. Very common occurance for cats to be caught in a fan belt. I know of a few dying by this fate. An engine bay is a nice warm spot on a cold winters day. As a kid, I remember dad spending over an hour trying to cut my grandparents dead cat out of the fan belt.
You quickly got into the habit of banging on the car bonnet to scare any cats out from under neath before starting your vehicle.
One time one of our cats climbed in under the bonnet of the car (which we did not know about) we drove for 15minutes to our destination, stayed there for over an hour drove back home. When we got home dad opened the bonnet to find this cat was sitting in the engine bay unharmed - by the way this cat had more than nine lives.
Another time, Grandpa was driving us home one night, in his immaculate XD Falcon.
As he gunned it down a hill, we saw a shadow in the distance......
"LOOK OUT FOR THAT COW !!!!!!!!!" yelled out both my parents...:eek:
HA HA HA HA, cow? what cow???????????? :D:D:D BANG!!!!!!!.
Last thing I saw was the cows butthole, doing the blowfish on the windscreen, with its back legs dangling over the sides of the car, before sliding back down the windcreen, onto the bonnet, then back onto the road.
It then happily(?) trotted off into the darkness.
Some nasty skids on that bonnet................. and Im guessing Grandpa's pants too.
I know this smell all too well ;)
The old grey 45series out at a property i went to go shooting at absolutly stank of roo gut. When it's 40deg+ out past Roma you definatly want to be riding in the tray of this tilly, not the cab haha. Was a good old shootin truck though, got a few :D
On this same trip out west we hit some white turkey/bird at speed... The lightforces copped the full brunt of the blow but didn't even notice, just realign and wipe the blood off :p Has convinced me to get a set