We are three wise men

All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,...

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Welease Woderick!!

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Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?

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Originally Posted by cooper

Wodewick was the bwown nosed weindeer,he was just behind wudolph but couldn't stop as quick!:)

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

He's a wobber and a wapist :D

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He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Welease Woger!!

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Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!








(I think you and I have found the same site NM ;) http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian.htm#script)

Peter......Peter


























I can see your house from up here.

I dont like spam....

you could always have spam spam spam spam with spam

thats got spam in it

yes but not as much as spam spam spam spam spam spam spam with spam and spam.

Dinsdale...............

Is your wife a goer................hey, know what i mean, nudge nudge, know what i mean, say no more, know what i mean.
pardon
Your wife, does she go, hey hey, know what i mean, know what i mean, nudge nudge, say no more.

And my favourite, 'Constitutional peasants'

"...Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a form of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! Look, If I went round saying I was Emperor cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
et al.

AND then there's the Holy grail castle rampart sketch:D:D:D:D

"...Go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries..."


These guys are unbeaten in their ability to come up with the most amazing stuff!


Somebody STOP me:p


JC

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Originally Posted by cooper

'' Ugh! Breakaway.''(Now then,which of you knows what this is?)It is relevant to the above quote.;)I will be impressed.:beer:

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It was also used in a chocolate bar ad:p

Whats my prize???


JC

I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Your fooling yourself. :p
now look you stupid peasant
come see the violence inherit in the system, come see the violence inherit in the system.