Quotes

"I may be small, but I am mighty"

From my very short 6yo daughter after watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua for the 3rd time.:(

Here's a couple I like:

"Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference." - Anonymous

"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

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Originally Posted by vnx205

That sounds like the sort of thing Clint Eastwood would have said, but it was actually:

Forgiveness is between them and God. I am here to arrange the meeting.

Denzel Washington - Man on fire

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Ahh, thats the one :)

Evolution has been observed. It just hasn't been observed while its happening. - Richard Dawkins.


Willem

If you wait until your boat is completely right, you'll never leave the harbour. - Bernard Moitessier


Willem

Hadn't heard that one before ... very good :)

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Originally Posted by willem

If you wait until your boat is completely right, you'll never leave the harbour. - Bernard Moitessier


Willem

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The correct version:


Life is like a penis; when it's soft you can't beat it and when it's hard somebody's going to get screwed!:o

Did you see that doco recently on the bloke who tried to get from Tassie to New Zealand in a canoe? Nearly made it too.

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Originally Posted by cooper

He was living,and dying,proof that solo yachtsmen and women are mainly anti-social beings.He was also a very,very good sailor.:)

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"Free advice is worth what it costs!"

always struck me as a good motto for a forum contributor

Deano

Heard this one on "The Bucket List" - Jack Nicholson.

There are 3 things I have learnt about getting old.

1. Don't pass a toilet
2. Don't waste a hard on, and
3. Don't trust a fart!

(Sorry a bit rude, I know :angel:!)