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"There is hardly anything in this world that someone can not make a little worse, a little cheaper. The person who considers price first is this man's lawful prey."
"If you want good clean oats then you must be prepared to pay a fair price. However, if you are happy with oats that have already been through the horse, they are a little cheaper."
on the Scottish coat of arms (and mine, arm not coat)
nemo me impune lasessit
no one provokes me with impunity
If you're on thin ice, you might as well dance.
Speak the truth, but ride a fast horse.
.... or from a politician.....
"I'm your local country member....."
"Don't worry, I remember "
"When ships were wood and men were steel" ...how times have changed
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Originally Posted by cooper
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"Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid"
Quote on a student coordinators wall when I.....begain repeating year 10:angel:
"Making love when youré over 90 is like shooting pool with a rope"...George Burns.
"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because philosophy is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."
"Rules are made for the guidance of wise men, and the obedience of fools."
The triumph of evil requires only that good men do nothing.
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers, from which they dare not dismount.
I keep a flask of wiskey handy in-case i see a snake, which I also keep handy! (W.C.Fields)
he also said "conductor, does this bus have a bar?"