I am so here,just kept falling out:(Anyway thank you for your concern re my bum:)Yes,have to read this tonight standing up,never mind waxing,that bloody mole cutter they use for the barnacle removing makes waxing feel like being kissed by a remora.;)
not Manolito Remora Coope :o
6th January 2010, 10:25 PM
V8Ian
Hiya Coop, thought you may have been playing tennis.:D
6th January 2010, 10:27 PM
V8Ian
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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
Might come and see you then. Do you do topiaries?:D
Yes, but bottomaries are my speciality.:p
6th January 2010, 10:29 PM
Grockle
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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
a sucker fish :eek: Did you get your face sucked as well....get rid of that mangey fungal growth? :p:p:p
I thought that was his polo neck NM ;)
6th January 2010, 10:35 PM
Grockle
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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
or rampant chest hair :twisted::p:p
well his nasel and ear hair are immaculatly kept,he was voted best kept and cleanest nose at Creswell Wakes in 1948 :)
6th January 2010, 10:44 PM
V8Ian
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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
Cresswell Wakes 1948!! Isn't that the show that Aunty Potter (nee Smith) was head judge in the nasal hair section and got her glasses tangled in the nasal hairs of a rather redfaced rotund gentleman named Cornelius Wakehurst? I recall some special scissors had to be got from Boston the free the glasses. Came over under police escort.
OMG, it's contageous, this Grockleites.:o;)
6th January 2010, 10:46 PM
Grockle
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Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
Cresswell Wakes 1948!! Isn't that the show that Aunty Potter (nee Smith) was head judge in the nasal hair section and got her glasses tangled in the nasal hairs of a rather redfaced rotund gentleman named Cornelius Wakehurst? I recall some special scissors had to be got from Boston the free the glasses. Came over under police escort.
well NM,I have to take my shoe off to you(left one),99% correct except for it was a Ford Escort and not a police escort,damn good effort old girl.
6th January 2010, 10:49 PM
abaddonxi
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Originally Posted by cooper
I think we have found G-rocks alter ego.:o And once again i see that i am the butt of all this hilarity,nasal hair,chest hair,ear hair,my god i sound so attractive.:D
So smooth it comes off like water off a duck's back.
6th January 2010, 10:51 PM
Grockle
night NM,hope you don't have a folically impeded sleep ;)
6th January 2010, 10:55 PM
Grockle
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Originally Posted by cooper
The Grockleites! Wasn't that a song by Desmond Decker back in the sixties?;)