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				Originally Posted by 
cooper
				
			 
			I don't have to spend money at the hairdressers.
People think that i am harmless.
I don't have to chase ladies any more because i've forgotten what to do with them if i catch 'em.
I can tell stories about my daring deeds and there is no-one around to disprove them.
I heard that Pandas love mature males.;)
 
In actual fact i consider growing old to be the bravest thing you can do.I still feel like a big kid,but people look at me with disgust when i act like one.:mad:"act your age'' they say! I politely enquire if should sit and drool or wet my pants.
			
		
	 
  I'm a little more basic than that:
At 17 I loved pretty girls from 15 up to my age,
By 25 I admired girls from 18 to my age,
Then when I had reached 40 it ranged from 18 to middle age,
 
See where this is going?
 
Now, well if they can still breathe,
 
Massive data base :twisted: