Thread: Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

I once picked a bag up,but my excuse was it was dark,I haven't seen her since either.

Originally Posted by cooper

Mind your own f'ing business.

Well get out then !!!

Don't get me started Cooper ... needless to say can't tell you how pleased I am it's Friday.

My week started rather badly with a letter I was typing ... I was obviously in fairyland at the time. "follow" became "fellow", "claim" became "maim", and what was the other one? Oh yes, "email" became "male". Not a good start at all really, and quite a good indication of the week to come.

The cats have been driving me insane as they seem to think it's now in order to get up at around 4 ... only to decide to go back to sleep just before leaving for work ... little dears. For the life of me, I can't stop talking to the deaf cat, who for some reason still hasn't managed to learn to lip read, extremely frustrating. The goats haven't stopped yabbering since I got home. Even my efforts of finding them delicacies & playing with them did nothing to appease them. Probably hasn't helped that I let them in the house area because I felt sorry for them. Tommorrow of course they will be most peeved when they are relegated to the back area again ... at present they think it's ever so fun to jump on the window sill & cause all manner of havoc.

As an aside, was very impressed with a gentleman at work, who knowing my unreasonable fondness for animals, told me with great glee how he went to the trouble to buy a trap for a rampant rat, at some $30 odd, only to find the rat chose to use the conventional trap ... after pigging out on an assortment of medications for the other animals of the household.

How pray is the boat world? Got anyone else lined up to take for a one way sail?

Originally Posted by cooper

Evening Skully.How are things in Panda-world?Ziggy and Zelda behaving?

sounds like a pretty normal day in Sydney ... I could tell you a tale or two but for fear of offending the persons involved with refrain. Well, will try to for now anyway.

Originally Posted by cooper

I have to relate an event that happened to me today.I never pick up hitch-hikers,but today there was a bloke just outside the village,dressed OK clutching a red bag thumbing a lift.I stopped and asked him where he was going,he said the Sunshine Coast.Told him I could take him to the Gold Coast.He jumped in and sat there holding his bag very tightly to his chest.I asked him if he had something valuable in there,He said:Mind your own F'ing business".Oh great thinks I,what have i done?I said sorry mate,just trying to be friendly,what have you got in there?He stared at me and said"I told you,mind your own f'ing business" This freaked me out and I pulled over and said "mate if you are not going to tell me and carry on,you can get out,you are scaring me"Well,he went off,ranting,swearing etc.eventually he leapt out the car,threw the bag into the passenger footwell and ran off into the woods.I waited for a few minutes and then just drove off with the bag in the car.Dead set it really put the wind up me.

Originally Posted by cooper

Sorry,but someone did it to me.I think it is hilarious,when you tell it live there is always someone who says ,well what was in the bag.Had to pass it on.

Was pretty sure it was a set up but had to go along with you, just to make you feel good of course.

Originally Posted by cooper

And I am grateful to you for that.You can get some good laughs using it though,but you have to make it convincing.Difficult in print.

You did very well, convincing everyone else on the thread, except me of course because I am way too sober to fall for that.

What did you say was in the bag again ?????????

Hmmmmm ... will have to think about that one. Not very good at darts. No, correction, absolutely hopeless at darts. Even less so if I'm the target. Now a pool night would be a different kettle of fish.

I see you love your work Cooper ...

Originally Posted by cooper

I think that you have to do a Panda-wrap every friday of your week.Always worth waiting forAre you joining us on wednesday for the inaugral Freakers ball darts and dance night?

The boat world is as usual ,full of know- alls and posers.Had a candidate for the one way today who felt that it was OK to abuse me on the phone(people are so tough on there aren't they)because we did not have in stock what he wanted.After I let him rant for a while I informed him that the reason we did not have it was because it had not been invented yet.

Originally Posted by cooper

There are always some folks that no matter what you try,you can never ever fool them.there is a name for them.............CORPSES

Interesting, coming from someone that cant spell necrophilliac.