Thread: Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

Originally Posted by cooper

Can I put my name down to borrow you then?

Waste of time Coop, she don't iron.

Well, funny you should mention that ... they're quite fond of spanners, which is somewhat irritating to say the least So, no, I wouldn't put it past them. In fact, I wouldn't put anything past them. Well, I try not to put anything past them. Doesn't work too well though

Originally Posted by jbarracl

They'll just eat the toilet, flushing problem solved

Originally Posted by cooper

These crunchy water bowls are nice,eh Zig?

Yes, you could be correct there ...

Originally Posted by cooper

I thought that it might be the other way round.IE. If returned before due date,penalty rates apply.

Aunty Potter(nee Smith)and Uncle Potter used to have an outside toilet,they had it converted into a granny flat,after having an en suite (saniflo pumping system)fitted in the kitchen.

Yes I do actually, only what I have to, mind you ... and what a total waste of time it is ... who in their right mind would invent such a stupid chore? Oh yes, let's spend hours ironing material to get all the little wrinkles out, so that within an hour, they all come back again, oh yes, that's a brilliant idea, why the hell didn't I think of that, I can think of nothing more pleasurable ...

I remember my mother used to iron the sheets. What the hell? I don't think so .... Actually, having said that, if I was rich I would have clean ironed cotton sheet every night ...

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Waste of time Coop, she don't iron.

Oh yes, the joys of outside toilets. Used to be a surprise to see what would be in it in the dark in the middle of the night ... one night it was a reasonably sized lizard, another night, one of the poor little kittens was near on drowning ... I found it best to just close my eyes & hope for the best when I walked in ... what you don't know won't kill you ...

Originally Posted by Grockle

Aunty Potter(nee Smith)and Uncle Potter used to have an outside toilet,they had it converted into a granny flat,after having an en suite (saniflo pumping system)fitted in the kitchen.

No, they like to chew on them ... also love to chew on a cup of tea or coffee ... think they like the heat.

Now will you lot talk amongst yourselves ... I have an awful lot of studying to attend to ... up to the terribly exciting life of rivets ... oh my word, how I managed to live as long as I have without reading 2 pages about rivets I will never know.

Having said that (God I waffle, don't I) ... one of the blokes at work put his Mercedes in for a service ... got a bill for $5,000.00. Killed myself laughing when he read out the various things evidently wrong with his lovely vehicle. They told him for example, the prop shaft had stretched, or rather "elongated", therefore needed replacing ... the water pump had failed, (how long can you drive with a failed water pump ... gee, he didn't notice). Oh & the diff had a bit of a leak $5,000.00. This is on top of his $4,000.00 odd water bill which he got last month & has to be paid ... but that's another story. He's not having a good week ...

Originally Posted by cooper

Do they chew them,or swallow them whole.You can get them back later if the latter.

Lizards in the UK in winter. Would be frozen to the seat. No, this was in Australia ... not that many years ago actually ..., & they were in the bowl ... having a bit of a swim

Originally Posted by cooper

And doesn't it feel good, dropping your pants and sitting on a freezing cold toilet seat in an unlit privvy on a UK winters night.