Skulls blocking radiator air flow??

Yeah, me an' all. Not sure if I'll make it tomorrow, may hit the road. See "youse":p

I'm off now,promised to take next doors dog Alabaster to the cinema,ta ta.

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I think that they keep moving the goal posts on you.:)By the way,we have never "joined" in a toilet have we? I said that we haven't but would like confirmation of such from you.;)

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Was that you in the very short kilt and stockings?

Dugout Bar.

Couldn't find a synonym for decommissioned that begins with b.

:Rolling::Rolling:Nothing Ian ... just pulling your chain. :D It will be a bit hard to send your runner prize in an email ... suppose I could try though! :eek::eek:

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Why, what have I done to upset you now?:o

Email or where I live? Do I need to get a big, savage dog? Are you canvassing for goatsitters?:wasntme:
As it turned out, it wasn't all that hard. Firstly, I gathered all the clues, then permenently discarded them. Secondly, I got every hyphonated surname from the Federal Electoral Roll, and wrote them on the spare bedroom wall (only 2 1/2 walls if you write small). Thirdly, donning a blindfold, spin round three times and stick a pin into the wall. I drew a blank the first couple of attempts, as I stumbled into an undefaced wall. Then, in a flash, it came to me; I was closer to the wall than I thought.
So in a nutshell; a fair bit of dogged detective work, with a modicum of luck.:p

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I will never find a new love at this rate,:(

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Coope,you seemed a little down yesterday,could it be anything to do with the above comment.

I've made in-roads into helping you out,I rang Northern Rivers FM,and spoke to there top DJ 'Possom',she has agreed to help find the 'love of your life', they will play a sea shanty when someone rings in to make you listen.good luck.

ps.Paul has a sister who's single(again).

What a sad day, this thread on page 2.:eek::o:(
Hello everyone.

Anyone else noticed it's taking Cooper longer and longer to get here, post tennis? Is he getting to old for tennis? Should he be thinking of taking up cricket? Is there a sport between the rigours of tennis and the retirement status of cricket? Should we have a poll?;)

Speak of the Devil:twisted::D:D

Better late than never good evening my friends,Coope give my love to Pogg,How's your day been Ian?

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Course I am getting too old for tennis,I am all right afterwards,and on the drive home,but after an hour in the Landy I have siezed in the sitting position.:oThen I have to leap(?) out and somehow get all my body parts to go in the same direction at once to resemble the act of walking upright.:DIt's a good job there is nobody to see me,they would bring out the gun and put me out of my misery.:pEvening to all of you.:D

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Some suggestions to wean you off the high activity sports:
Lawn bowls.
Snooker.
Tiddlywinks.
Pick-up Sticks.
This order should wean you gradually, making Cricket more tolerable.:p