Originally Posted by
cooper
Absolutely appalling,never had such a collection of dumbheads,halfwits and aggressive fools in one place and one day ever.:)All needed more attention than Zacara,asking for opinions and then telling you that you are wrong.:(Anyway my fave for the day,,,,
Phone rings,I answer"Whitworths,this is Neil"
Hear voice talking to someone else"Iv'e effin told you to shut the eff up"
I put phone down.
2 mins later phone rings,repeat my greeting,hear
"For the last effin time do as i effin say"
I put phone down.
Phone rings again,repeat greeting,hear
"Mate I keep ringin'there and some effer keeps puttin the effin phone down"
Says I' If you keep swearing I will put it down again,I am the forementioned effer and if I was to ring somebody I would have the common courtesy to talk to the person who answers,not ignore them and carry on like a pork chop to somebody else."
He says"Mate I am busy and need to sort something"
Says me"Well I am busy too and all I have learnt about you so far is that you are rude,uneducated and seem to think that you are important enough that I should sit here and twiddle my thumbs until you deem it fit for you to talk to me."
He asked if i was some kind of smartarse or something and that if I did not watch it he would go and spend his money somewhere else.
Said"Yes,I am a smartarse,and would be very happy for him to go somewhere else because then we would not have to deal with yet another obnoxious know-all today, we have enough here already"
He called me an effin"squishwrinkle"(euphemism) and hung up.Sometimes such small pleasures make my day:D