You are joking, aren't you? Yes, of course you are. Thank goodness for that. As if that would happen.
Come to think of it, God, I can see I'm in a waffling mood - just ignore me, talking to myself really. When I lived in Orange the next door neighbour had a baby brown come up through the drain. Yes, that's right, I covered all the drains, & every little crack in the house for that matter. Couldn't sleep for weeks after that.

I blame that bloody movie, what the hell was it? You know, the James Bond one, where the baddies planted a snake in Bond's room & it slithered up the bed. Yep, you got it, another extended sleepless period. Absolutely disgusting, the mere thought.
Remind me to tell you about the ****** with the snake in a nightclub in the UK one day ...


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