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You could probably be right there NM! Last time I rode a pushie, it wasn't a pretty sight! :D Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus Walking might be faster :D
Quote: Originally Posted by cooper How fast does the tank go?;)And what happens when it gets off it.?:cool: 135mph,then it stops, you can be daft Coope;):o
Quote: Originally Posted by Grockle no problem,it'll do 500 miles on a tank so I don't know if that would get out of the state:D That'll get you to Charleville Mrs, splash and dash there, then head for the cheap fuel at Eromanga, that should see you right to 'Minka.;)
Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus What if your neighbours wife has a donkey not an ass? or a small horse that looks like donkey,off to the Co oP for some bacon and a loaf,see ya in abit
Quote: Originally Posted by cooper Does it not say in some old book that you are not to covet your neighbour's wife's ass?:DOr did i get that wrong,as usual?:angel: The eleventh commandment: Cover thynne own ass.:p Very appropriate in your case Coop.;)
Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus If I fill up there do you reckon the tank will take me to the Alice by the most direct route? Do camels like jags? just that I wouldn't like to be carjacked by a camel on the way across Nah, you'll need some jerries on the roof, do you need to borrow some extra ockies?
Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus well, my old dog used to eat flies :D What does he eat now?:D
Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus Too heavy for the roof....I'll strap 'em on the bonnet :D Ockies could be good ;) Where will the spare wheel go then?:confused:
Quote: Originally Posted by cooper You must have a very good telescope NM:D Grockle's mirror came in the Jag.:D
Quote: Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus passenger seat ;) And I s'pose poor old Numpty has to go all the way in the boot.:( That doesn't sound like suffering together.:eek::p