Thread: This bloke is one of our Federal Ministers!

Mrs ho har

I wonder if he was a bit "tired and emotional", I believe is the parliamentary term?

John

What a dufus! I have met him before...lives on Mt Dandenong. Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

Angus

I just ran that speech through my dialectizer to try and make sense of it...

Jive talk -

De potential fo' contaminashun, de commercial implementashun fo' Australian primary industries, and da damn benefits and risks associated wid genetically modified o'gasms.

Redneck speak -

Th' potential fo' corntaminashun, th' commercial implementashun fo' Aestralian primary indestries, an' th' benefits an' risks assosheeated wif junetically modified o'gasms.

Elmer Fudd speak -

De potentiaw fow contamination, the commewciaw impwementation fow Austwawian pwimawy industwies, and the benefits and wisks associated wif geneticawwy modified owgasms. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

Swedish Chef speak -

Zee putenteeel fur ****emeeneshun, zee cummerceeel implementeshun fur Oostreleeun preemery indoostreees, und zee beneffeets und reesks essuceeeted veet geneteecelly mudeeffied oorgesms. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Hmmm, I think Elmer makes the most sense

The Dialectizer

Genetically modified orgasms.........................the mind boggles.

There should be more politicians like this, not afraid to put in the hard yards to further the interest of their constituents well being and happiness.

Deano

Perhaps he was refering to the sniff and stiff products
Andrew

Bugger! with my spanglish I should be able to get a job in the ACT
"Genetically modified orgasms" that is perhaps what the they have during question time

"impla....impler.....implermercations..."

OMG, I thought I was a nervous speaker. At least he recognised what he said.