Thread: Irish maths test - should give you a chuckle

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day...... and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...

'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin' !!

Heard this one the other night...

Irishman was walking through Belfast at night and felt a pistol in his back. A voice asked...."Are you Protestant or Catholic ?". Thinking quickly..the Irishman responded...."No I'm a Jew".

He hears the man behind him chuckle and say " Boy, I must be the luckiest Palestinian ever"

Regards

Stevo