Ace Mate! before ya know it youll be playing the Aerial pingpong drinking the
Amber nectar of an arvo, telling the ankle biters to **** orf whilst giving an aussie salute and thinking, strewth this is the life, she'll be apples!
Then before you know it you'll end up Back of Bourke, probably run into some Banana bender having a barbie cooking prawns while wearing his bathers (you know the budgie smugglers) while some poor other bastard is battling to make a living cooking fish and chips up the road. Then you'll probably move to the big smoke (which'll fair chew up your bikkies) and wish you were out beyond the black stump again...
Mate, its a great thing, so now put your brew to the side, put the billy on, pat your bitza blue dog and dream about how much hard yakka you have had to do to get here....now youre in, you cant be a bludger, you gotta get into the occassional verbal blue to stop some bodgy bastard having a lend of ya,
Dont take crap from any bogans and basically have a bonzer time, we'll see you down the boozer when you get bored ****less!
(theres Buckley's chance of that happening!!) Wasnt it all worth it!!?!
(just think before yesterday you wouldnt have understood any of that!)
congrats! OZLARDY!
