Off to buy the wife some flowers

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Originally Posted by Scallops

Can we meet Tiffany?

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:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::bana na::banana::banana:

My fiancee ( now for 2 yrs :whistling: been together total 8 yrs) reckons the only reason she got an engagement ring was because I wanted a Kaymar rear bar for my D3 at the time. I mean...what sort of man would do that :o. Whats worse she still has the ring....and I dont have the rear bar or the D3 anymore :(

Regards

Stevo

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Originally Posted by stevo68

My fiancee ( now for 2 yrs :whistling: been together total 8 yrs) reckons the only reason she got an engagement ring was because I wanted a Kaymar rear bar for my D3 at the time. I mean...what sort of man would do that :o. Whats worse she still has the ring....and I dont have the rear bar or the D3 anymore :(

Regards

Stevo

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Ummm..... important question... what happened to the rear bar? :angel:

Problem is flowers can be pricey. If you need to buy lots of them to get the stauns you really need to weigh up whether the family budget would be better if you just bought them yourself :)

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Originally Posted by austastar

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed..+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1
You leave the toilet seat up..-5
You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights are out..-30
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5
But return with beer ..-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5
You pummel it with a six iron..+10
It's her father..-10

Social Engagements:

You stay by her side the entire party..0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy..-2
Named Tiffany..-4
Tiffany is a dancer..-6
Tiffany has implants..-8

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner..0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10

A Night Out With The Boys:

Go out with a pal ..-5
And the pal is happily married ..-4
Or frighteningly single ..-7
And he drives a Mustang..-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie..+2
You take her to a movie she likes..+4
You take her to a movie you hate..+6
You take her to a movie you like..-2
It's called DeathCop 3..-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ..-30
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800

The Big Question:

She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5
You hesitate in responding..-10
You reply, "Where?"..-35

Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ..0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..-20

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this was obviously written by a shiela!


I bought my wife her favorite flowers yesterday just to score browny points
and took them into her work where there are about 6 other women (more points!!) and then when I gave them to her she went berserk, she yelled at me and hit me.!!!! ...

I was shocked, I dont know what caused it, I know it wasnt he flowers because I've paid careful attention and self raising and corn are her favorite flours!???

its too hard to work out!

good luck
digger

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Originally Posted by klappers

Ummm..... important question... what happened to the rear bar? :angel:

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Still on the bloody D3...and whats worse is the took down the spare wheel carrier and has gone from being a off road warrior to a soccer mums car.....ohhh the pain of it all,

Regards

Stevo

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Originally Posted by digger

this was obviously written by a shiela!


I bought my wife her favorite flowers yesterday just to score browny points
and took them into her work where there are about 6 other women (more points!!) and then when I gave them to her she went berserk, she yelled at me and hit me.!!!! ...

I was shocked, I dont know what caused it, I know it wasnt he flowers because I've paid careful attention and self raising and corn are her favorite flours!???

its too hard to work out!

good luck
digger

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youz are all with the wrong girls, me and mine go wheelin i cant make something she tells me i need lockers, i hit the body she tells me i need lift, the diffs hit i need bigger tires, she was happy in a wrangler with 4inch lift and 35s, she says im going out with the girls for dinner i say no worries im going camping with the boys for the weekend she just asks to call and let her know im ok when i can. as long as i look after her to shes happy like this week she convinced me to buy a new vacum instead of a compressor

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Originally Posted by disco_mitch

youz are all with the wrong girls, me and mine go wheelin i cant make something she tells me i need lockers, i hit the body she tells me i need lift, the diffs hit i need bigger tires, she was happy in a wrangler with 4inch lift and 35s, she says im going out with the girls for dinner i say no worries im going camping with the boys for the weekend she just asks to call and let her know im ok when i can. as long as i look after her to shes happy like this week she convinced me to buy a new vacum instead of a compressor

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sounds like shes a keeper!!

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Originally Posted by disco_mitch

youz are all with the wrong girls, me and mine go wheelin i cant make something she tells me i need lockers, i hit the body she tells me i need lift, the diffs hit i need bigger tires, she was happy in a wrangler with 4inch lift and 35s, she says im going out with the girls for dinner i say no worries im going camping with the boys for the weekend she just asks to call and let her know im ok when i can. as long as i look after her to shes happy like this week she convinced me to buy a new vacum instead of a compressor

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Nope...sorry.....women like that don't exist......they can't.....surely. Are you sure this person isn't packing franks and beans downstairs :o:p,

Regards

Stevo

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Originally Posted by disco_mitch

youz are all with the wrong girls, me and mine go wheelin i cant make something she tells me i need lockers, i hit the body she tells me i need lift, the diffs hit i need bigger tires, she was happy in a wrangler with 4inch lift and 35s, she says im going out with the girls for dinner i say no worries im going camping with the boys for the weekend she just asks to call and let her know im ok when i can. as long as i look after her to shes happy like this week she convinced me to buy a new vacum instead of a compressor

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:rulez: If she exists, then we need a pic to prove it.