Thread: how does one eat a vanilla slice?

"'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us....."

Umm, sorry, has nothing to do with vanilla slices....just another schoolyard rhyme.....

It seems there are as many versions of that rhyme as there are schools.

Jannali Boys from '65 to '68.......bailed after 4th form School Certificate. One of my brothers was there '67 to '72 and the other from '71 to '74

I love a good engine mount!

Originally Posted by numpty

Another Jannali boy eh. Mine was a Big Ben and a Finger Bun if I remember correctly.

Sounds like a reform school Numpty!

Originally Posted by numpty

Yummy yummy yummy
Snot cream pie
Dead dogs liver
Squashed blow fly
Put it on a sandwich
Spread it on thick
Wash it down the throat
With a hot cup of sick


Amazing the things that come to mind sometimes.

And FWIW a mere trifle does it for me too.

Oh my good right with you there Numpty my next most favourite thing however the trifles here although good are not as good as the UK because in the UK we have real jelly

Originally Posted by dullbird

Oh my good right with you there Numpty my next most favourite thing however the trifles here although good are not as good as the UK because in the UK we have real jelly

I remember the cubes, do they still have them?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Come up here for a week, with a fistful of bucks, and I will sacrifice my body to demonstrate to you. Alternatively, you could get one of the vets from work to give your teeth a bit of a touch-up, with a horse file. Then your fangs will cut through instead of squashing the staple.

This would also save me a stamp.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I remember the cubes, do they still have them?

Yes they do I used to eat them with out dissolving them