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  1. 13th September 2009, 11:06 PM #1
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    How funny is this going to be?

    Me and Ian are thinking about going to play 9 holes of golf tomorrow

    I have never played golf and Ian said he played once and he was ****.....

    I hope I don't burst a poo poo valve trying to hit the ball!!!!

    Anyway I thought I would share as I could be up for some big repair bills on the green if they let me loose which mean I will never be able to afford to drive my land rover ever again.....much to some peoples pleasure probably
    Our Land Rover does not leak oil! it just marks its territory.......



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  2. 13th September 2009, 11:10 PM #2
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    Just walk up and whack it (Happy Gilmour style, if you have seen that movie - like you'd hit a hockey ball, if you ever played hockey). Works for me, about 1 out of 3 shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudboy View Post
    Just walk up and whack it (Happy Gilmour style, if you have seen that movie -
    like you'd hit a hockey ball
    , if you ever played hockey). Works for me, about 1 out of 3 shots.
    never played hocky does badminton count
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  4. 13th September 2009, 11:24 PM #4
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    Lou, the trick I use is to borrow someones glasses the ball is much bigger then
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    I would imagine the only glasses available on the day will be beer ones, and If I put them on I might go home with a cracking Sheila.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dullbird View Post
    I would imagine the only glasses available on the day will be beer ones, and If I put them on I might go home with a cracking Sheila.......
    i allways thought you were one!
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    Happy Gilmore style all the way, works the best
    The old golfing fanatics don't think much of you though
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  8. 14th September 2009, 07:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by dullbird View Post
    I would imagine the only glasses available on the day will be beer ones, and If I put them on I might go home with a cracking Sheila.......



    There you go Lou...
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  9. 14th September 2009, 09:24 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprint View Post
    i allways thought you were one!
    what a cracking sheila? yeah I'am but thanks a mil for pointing it out sprint
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  10. 14th September 2009, 10:18 AM #10
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    remember to take LOTS of spare balls!

    and if all else fails, use ya Putter for every stroke. from the tee, fairway, bushes etc. Putter works really well to just smack it straight along the ground
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