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    The average rat can.....

    ....live longer without water than a camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grockle View Post
    ....live longer without water than a camel.

    I know how big our camels are,
    How big are your RATS????


    Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alien d2 View Post
    I know how big our camels are,
    How big are your RATS????


    Cheers.
    Depends on the size of the sewers they live in,from 6" to 6'

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    Run 100 metres faster than Kim Beasley(Fat Australian pollie G-rock)
    Oh you mean Kim Beazley AC

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    The rat that was in my BBQ when I fired it up the other night certainly could run pretty fast.

    I did not know he was there but soon worked out what the squealing was when he darted out from where the 4 burners were. Made a bee-line for the garden and try as I might to put the poor thing out of his misery I failed to find him.

    He could probably have done with a drink methinks.
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    I like Camels.
    I'd druther have a Camel than an Alpaca.
    If we got a young bloke thats recently been weaned, we could train him to be a good pet, as long as he stayed off the lounge, eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grockle View Post
    ....live longer without water than a camel.
    But they usually resort to cannabalism/infantacide before they die of thirst, unlike camels.

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    Well there's some things that rats get up to that I think we'd just rather not know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper View Post
    Run 100 metres faster than Kim Beasley(Fat Australian pollie G-rock)
    So the average rat can run faster than another rat...
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