What is the Stupidest thing you have ever EATEN......???

Not sure this counts as technically i didnt eat it;) it didnt get into my mouth and i didnt inhale :p

At great expense to oneself and allowing ones self to be humiliated within the confines of this place

I stuck my lips together with superglue :eek:

there I admitted it.

1977 I was eight years old, i was in a hurry,
it didnt end well :(
actually i dont recall much of my childhood but strangely enough I remember the pain of this.

It wasnt pretty, it wasnt flash, it hurt like hell but I guess it was effective. Essentially the top layers of both lips were FORCEFULLY removed. All I really remember is howling in pain and the god awful taste of whatever the crap was they put on to obviously scab up the lips to repair themselves. Some ointment of horrible proportions.

Im sure salty chips and vinegar or some stupid joke reverberated around the house and I provided hours of endless amusment for other (i fear i might have done so again)

Funnily enough I havent hadmuch to do with glue since :angel:
Mat

Not stupid...just different. Take your pick.....

Cambodia...bugs

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Cambodian specialty, deep-fried spider ... crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Pic by me, not of me but a travelling chum. I had a leg.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/351.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/352.jpg

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Mozambique...dried bush rat

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...010/03/642.jpg

East Timor....Cus-Cus

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/353.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/354.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/355.jpg

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/356.jpg

Ghana..Grass-Cutter

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...009/09/357.jpg

Nothing wrong with a bit of 'bush meat'...

A microwave meal that wasn't cooked(forgot to put the power on) after a night out but the manual timer still chimed cooked :o

3 or 4 cigarettes with a ham sandwich and quite a few schooners of Mercury still cider. - Hey it was Christmas.

Them cigarettes sure made me crook :cool:


Martyn

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Originally Posted by Jedimastermat

Not sure this counts as technically i didnt eat it;) it didnt get into my mouth and i didnt inhale :p

At great expense to oneself and allowing ones self to be humiliated within the confines of this place

I stuck my lips together with superglue :eek:

there I admitted it.

1977 I was eight years old, i was in a hurry,
it didnt end well :(
actually i dont recall much of my childhood but strangely enough I remember the pain of this.

It wasnt pretty, it wasnt flash, it hurt like hell but I guess it was effective. Essentially the top layers of both lips were FORCEFULLY removed. All I really remember is howling in pain and the god awful taste of whatever the crap was they put on to obviously scab up the lips to repair themselves. Some ointment of horrible proportions.

Im sure salty chips and vinegar or some stupid joke reverberated around the house and I provided hours of endless amusment for other (i fear i might have done so again)

Funnily enough I havent hadmuch to do with glue since :angel:
Mat

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The thread cleary says Eaten not tried to eat:wasntme:...

But still very funny :p


Ben....

Not one of my proudest moments, but it did have the desired effect in the end..I ate half a rock candy ( the things they put in the mens urinal) it was a new on outta the wrapper, it was in a police station to try and beat a breath test..21st party gone wrong is all I will say...The end result was the coppers laughing that much they called me a taxi and sent me home..Darwin coppers at there best.
Cheers Ean

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Originally Posted by Ean Austral

Not one of my proudest moments, but it did have the desired effect in the end..I ate half a rock candy ( the things they put in the mens urinal) it was a new on outta the wrapper, it was in a police station to try and beat a breath test..21st party gone wrong is all I will say...The end result was the coppers laughing that much they called me a taxi and sent me home..Darwin coppers at there best.
Cheers Ean

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:Rolling: :Rolling:
Cool, super glue rates a remote second to this one

but did it work is the important question???:wasntme:

I have had a mouthful of cow **** ! Lets just say never yawn in a dairy when a cow needs to take a dump ! Not a very good taste and a 100% sure way of bringing up your breakfast :eek:

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I have had a mouthful of cow **** ! Lets just say never yawn in a dairy when a cow needs to take a dump ! Not a very good taste and a 100% sure way of bringing up your breakfast :eek:

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Hmmmm, first a cow pat....now a Big Mac with 7 PATties....:D:D Mick, it's never too late to admit you have a thing for the bovine ilk!!! :Rolling::Rolling:

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Hmmmm, first a cow pat....now a Big Mac with 7 PATties....:D:D Mick, it's never too late to admit you have a thing for the bovine ilk!!! :Rolling::Rolling:

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Ya cheeky bugger :D:p . Spent 7 years working on dairy farms ..... will never do it again !