Use a Bigger hammer, it broke, ar it need replacing anyway.
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Use a Bigger hammer, it broke, ar it need replacing anyway.
Response from a four wheel drive club with the word "Landrover" in their title, to an enquiry for membership for an AWD vehicle such as a Freelander.
" Gee, thats the first time in fourty years we have had an enquiry for an AWD vehicle, we are a four wheel drive club, tell you what, we will put it to the committee next meeting"
Makes you wonder how much membership they are missing out on for not catering to a very large market.:eek::eek:
About to go thru a creak crossing and my Brothers 2 year old says
"It's not a boat"
"You won't do it, you're a cat"
And then my disco sinks to its wet wet death... haha
Shamo
"Mate you sure those logs on the roof rack are tied on properly?"
After a steep downhill decent:
"It'll buff out..."
No NO,, your OTHER left!!
"Nah, the Salties dont usually get this far upstream"
" Actually maybe we should get out of the swamp and go the long way round"
Workshop Manual for the Meadows engine in a Thornycroft truck, broken down south of Diamantina Lakes.
"Disassembly in the field past this point is not recommended. The assembly should be returned to the works for repair."
Then gave the address of the works, something like The Service Manager, Wizard Works, Hayshed Lane, Triple Nothing on the Water, Bucks.
Then of course there is the classic statement,Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm
"To reassemble reverse the above procedure."
"I would rather push my Landrover than drive a Toyota"