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    "How to use a water flush toilet"

    Currently gracing the toilets across the Melbourne offices of one our Telco's.

    http://www.health.vic.gov.au/__data/...ale-toilet.pdf


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    yep had to install these years ago at our TAFE colleges as our International friends have no idea on how to use our toilet properly.......ooooor are we doing it wrong

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    We had a problem like that for a while in our workshop - and he was born in Australia.
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    LMAO!.....About time!
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    Yup, could have done with some of these years ago,

    In a past life, used to clean the bathrooms and toilets of a student hostel, lots of international students lived there mostly until they were housed with one of their mates around town.

    The ones that hung around got it in the end (after an uncomfortable discussion with the only bi-lingual person who lived there) but the guys and gals just passing through (pardon the pun) struggled with it.

    I tell ya the girls were the worst, you've got no idea the places we used to find fecal matter in the ladies!

    The worst was in the Rentokil tampon garbo thingy, can't for the life of me work out why someone would look at a toilet, look at the tampon thingy and go "hmmmm, that looks like the right place to do it".

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    When I worked in Saudi Arabia at Saudi Telecom's HQ in Riyadh, I kept a roll of toilet paper in my desk. I had to.

    When one went to the loo, there was never any paper, the non-European staff would have used it all to wash themselves before prayers and the sodden paper was strewn everywhere in the cubicles and washroom.

    At least we had proper toilets, not "footprints".
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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    When I worked in Saudi Arabia at Saudi Telecom's HQ in Riyadh, I kept a roll of toilet paper in my desk. I had to.

    When one went to the loo, there was never any paper, the non-European staff would have used it all to wash themselves before prayers and the sodden paper was strewn everywhere in the cubicles and washroom.

    At least we had proper toilets, not "footprints".
    sounds just like the toilets at Piccardily Rail Station in Manchester Ron.

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    So Is this why at three of the places I deliver to there are signs saying...

    PLEASE DO NOT STAND ON THE TOILET SEAT.


    Cheers.

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    I have a series of photos of a girl who had squatted on a loo with her feet on the porcelin rim. The bowl shattered, almost severing the girl's leg. A bit too graphic for here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I have a series of photos of a girl who had squatted on a loo with her feet on the porcelin rim. The bowl shattered, almost severing the girl's leg. A bit too graphic for here.
    she must have weighed a ton(or more) Ian.

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