Thread: I mean...How dumb can ya wife be

This morning was up at 0330 hours to go to work ( 15 minutes away, I know some of you may know that we work 0700-1900 or 0600-1800) but it is a long storey and I had to be there early, got home at 1830 (6:30pm for all you civilian types and for all you RAAF boys the little hand is on the 6 and the big hand is on the 6 too, as well, hard to comprehend, I know) .....anyway I digress, got home had to roll around on the floor just inside the door with the dog......he insists on it, finally was able to satisfy his desire to give me a great WELCOME HOME BOSS......managed to pat the wife on the head then had to go back out as she spent most of the day down at the shops.....but had forgotten to get what it was she went down there to get. Get back home, after being abused by 2 'gentlemen' decorated in tats, (Note to self: Check the mug shots when next on duty)
get just inside the front door and the dog insists I roll around on the floor with him so he can welcome me home as he forgot he had just done that, well after all he is blonde.......Spent hour on phone to internal secret police describing two gentlemen and make and number plates on car.....they gonna be in for a big surprise, geeezzzzzzz I hope they on parole.

Managed to get into bedroom without any of the daughters wanting to discuss the most of important things with me and divested myself of my uniform, retrieved my comfy shorts from under the bed where I hid them to stop the 'little lady' from washing them. Wife and daughters all in lounge room eyes glued to TV ( Australian Idol...last show)...... Wife calls out "Darling! I put your coffe mug on the kitchen counter....and your dinner is in a can in the cupboard"......'Oh Thank You... Turtle Dove! " says I....well ya have to talk this way to any woman who can out shoot you with your own weapon of choice....I mean I am not completely stupid.

I note that MY COMPUTER does not have a female version of myself attached to it so I take the opportunity of sitting at MY DESK and I turn on MY COMPUTER, spend some time surfing through Queensland Courts....Supreme Courts Trial transcripts.... Yep I was right the decorated ones are in for big big surprise......I am not all that mean....I will ensure that they get extra scoop of ice-cream for Xmas Lunch

Swing over to AULRO and have a troll around.... put up post about rosters and by this stage it is 2345 ( Quarter to Midnight for all you civilans and for all you RAAF boys ...well its 5 hours past your bedtime.)

Eyes are starting to bulge out of my head by this stage, brain is attempting to shut down unbidden, but I am off work to-morrow so am enjoying uninterrupted access to MY COMPUTER... Aaaaahhhh Haaaaaa says I... a nice cup of coffee will hit the spot... go to kitchen, observe very distinctive coffee cup on kitchen counter where ever loving and long stuffering wife stated that she had left it for me, turn on jug, get teaspoon from drawer and take up coffee container, spoon out one heaped teaspoon of coffee, replace coffee container and take up sugar canister....two teaspoons of sugar follow the coffee....replace sugar canister...go to 'fridge retrieve milk (3 litre variety) remove cap and go to pour milk into very distintive coffe mug.....at back of brain alarm bell starting to tinkle....something not quite right...not sure what.....then it hits me...the little lady, the love of my life, sweetpea , she of the perfect score ....placed my coffee cup on the friggin counter UPSIDE DOWN.........I mean! WTF! I think I will clean up the mess in the morning after I have had some sleep

Originally Posted by incisor

answered your own question i think

'Cos she married Rob?