Amazing what some people steal

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Originally Posted by p38arover

Many years ago I was having daily urine tests. I had to leave the bottle in a plain brown wrapper on the top of the letterbox from where it would be collected.

One night I left it out then went back inside the gate (about 6 metres) to get the garbage bins. When I started back inside after putting the bins out, I noticed the large bottle of urine had been stolen.

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Ron , isn't that where the Cliche originated from??

This beer tastes like ****....:p

i came out one morning still half asleep.....
jumped in my mazda to go to work.....as i went to pull out from the kerb....
something just didnt look right.......
i check over my shoulder......no cars.....
i look for oncoming traffic.....no cars......

try to pull out again.....and im thinking....somethings amiss.....


it took me a few attempts to finally wake up enough to realise someone
had stolen my door mirror overnight......

i looked around to make sure no one was watching me.....then when satisfied no one had seen me.....
i looked over my shoulder again and finally drove off......

had a silly dumbfounded smirk of stupidity and anger all the way to work that morning......

I have had batteries stolen a couple of times over the last fifty years. A few times fuel has been siphoned until locking caps became standard fitment, and even had a locking cap jemmied off once to get at the fuel. A VC Valiant ute I once owned was hot wired and driven a couple of hundred yards around the corner and the push button radio stolen. Bet they got a surprise to find the radio didn't work. A Plymouth car with front bench seat and lift out seat cushion was broken into and the underseat battery and the seat cushion stolen.

A few years back at an LROC meeting about half a dozen Landies had their spare wheel stolen.