Originally Posted by 
Shonky
				
			 
			My name is Andrew, and I'm a Scrooge-o-holic.
BA HUMBUG. :mad: I don't want presents, and for years I haven't bought one for anyone but my mother. Even she's off the list this year! :p
I am officially having a NO PRESENTS christmas this year, and I am not going to my prudish relos place for lunch. Adriana and I are heading farmwards and my mum, sis and us two are going to stuff our faces and drink copious quantaties of beer. :D There will be no Northern Hemisphere carols with irrelevant referrences to snowmen and sleigh bells and egg-nog. There will be no Cards displaying same. The only one wearing a santa hat will be the dog - and only coz he hates it. :p
Family. Prawns. Beer. Ham. Salad. Sun.
In that order.
Merry ****ing Christmas. :)