That is gold...5 pages of questions !!
Found this, and had to spend the next 15 minutes PMSL at the reader questions, FAF
Real Man's BBQ - Not for metrosexuals or latte drinkers - eBay BBQs, BBQs, Cookware, Outdoor Living, Home. (end time 21-Dec-09 11:24:49 AEDST)
That is gold...5 pages of questions !!
I was impressed by his 5 pages of answers![]()
My favourite question in the auction - an oldie but a goody...
Q. Hey Mate I really need your advice on a serious problem! I had a feeling the Missus has been cheating on me for a while now. Usual signs, phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, always out with the girls, home late, doesn't want sex, etc. So the other night I went out to my man shed and hid behind my boat waiting for her to come home. A car turned up around midnight and out she got, adjusting her skirt, pulled her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I saw it! A hairline crack in the outboard mounting bracket. Is that something that can be welded? Would this BBQ attract mates with the appropriate welding skills to fix this? Cheers
A. Hi mate, its lucky you came to me when you did. You better get it welded unless you are planning on selling it then you could always just use some bondcrete. Cheers cobber.
Funny stuff - You need to scroll down a bit...
Real Man's BBQ - Not for metrosexuals or latte drinkers - eBay BBQs, BBQs, Cookware, Outdoor Living, Home. (end time 21-Dec-09 11:24:49 AEDST)
Merry Christmas!
a classic read.....
2007 Discovery 3 SE7 TDV6 2.7
2012 SZ Territory TX 2.7 TDCi
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
"If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all!" -- a wise observation by someone else
'If everyone colludes in believing that war is the norm, nobody will recognize the imperative of peace." -- Anne Deveson
“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.” - Pericles
"We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” – Ayn Rand
"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts." Marcus Aurelius
37 bids and it went for $51 - worth every cent even if you never used it!!![]()
What a crack up of a read![]()
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