I am so NOT going to ask where the wounds were. [tonguewink]Quote:
Originally Posted by MickS
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I am so NOT going to ask where the wounds were. [tonguewink]Quote:
Originally Posted by MickS
Cougarcam took this shot of a trio of marauding cougars, preparing themselves near the waterhole...the peril I was in just to get this shot cannot be overstated...
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Daylight....the cougar's natural enemy...when caught outside in daytime, the cougar cannot hide what she so desperately tried to the night before with mascara, foundation and lipstick.....she responds with the grace of a lumbering bear...
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[QUOTE=MickS;1164779]The night was warm. I and the other alpha male made our way to grab a granny…errr….the waterhole. Once inside, we separated, and stayed close to cover. We moved about, shocked at the amount of young males who were blatantly oblivious to the danger that surrounded them. Some sat, some stood. The lights were dim, and music pulsated. Suddenly, I saw a group of 4 males separate from the fifth…..they were going outside for a smoke, leaving the younger 5th member to mind the table and their beverages. He lapped thirstily. Then, from out of the shadows, she appeared. A beast of a cougar…primped blonde hair, trowled on makeup, push up bra, leopard skin top and a Gosford skirt (close to The Entrance)….with no thought for my own safety, and with cat like reflexes, I managed to place myself between the cougar and the frightened male….she shouted obscenities, her face a mask of seething hatred…she quickly scurried away back into the darkness. I turned to the young male and told him that was the only time being a non-smoker could have killed him. I stayed until the others returned. QUOTE]
A guy I played cricket with a few years ago used to frequent a couple of Boiler's Balls around our area and fell victim on many an occasion to prowling cougars. He quite enjoyed the experience until he go mixed up with the cougar bunny boiler from hell.
She stalked him for weeks, would turn up to his work, even turned up at cricket on Saturday and hurled abuse from the sidelines while we were fielding because he had not called her.
She finally got ther message and went away but he still bumped into her occasionally at various venues where she took no time trying to lure him back to her den.
She looked very much like the one in the ad - SCARY.
I think you need to get your eyesight checked Mick.
These 'cougars' are looking more & more like feral cats :(.
Thanks Chenz...a salient reminder to all and sundry...no cricket pun intended...this is serious...Quote:
Originally Posted by Chenz
Below is the last I have seen of my alpha male friend...this taken just before he was dragged away...god, look at the terror on his face....please, if anyone has seen him...call your local law enforcement agency but do not approach. When cornered, a cougar protector will fight to the bitter end...
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This made my night/morning.
I'd just got home from doing a call-out breakdown, and was catching up on AULRO forums, stumbled into this...
I'd seen that clip previously, but your discussions made it gold!
So wishing there was still a mud-pit...
Adult humor, just for Adults with a sense of humor.
No just the cheapest tone of Decore and a few greys through it doesn't show up as bad:wasntme:Quote:
Originally Posted by MickS
You gotta love the KIWIs (I'm married to one). At least they are still game to put an ad like that on. Better then the brow beaten PC addicted sycophants we have in this country.
You can just see the trotted out mobs of so called experts howling down the producers as condoning th moral end of socieity if it was one of ours.
It's a bit of fun. We all know they are out there and this is just a light hearted way of making fun of it.
It's the old story mate...lies hurt but it's the truth that kills...have to be able to laugh at yourself before you can laugh at others. And they have certainly taken the mickey out of themselves and done a great job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chenz
I think the ridiculous PC wheels are starting to turn back in the opposite direction to favour the majority. Albeit at the rate of a slug...
I hope the Gruen Transfer, on the ABC, comes back...I'm sure they will get a hold of it...
Now look... this may tell you more than you should know about my financial research sites.. but it has relevance to cougars. If they all adopted this idea then there would be real trouble!!
:D
Have managed to get some more pics from the night...my camera was sprayed with copious amounts of "Allure" and "YSL" perfume...so they may be a bit scratchy...
A cougar on all fours...when they are at their most dangerous...note how the cougar has adapted to bipedal locomotion, as evidenced by the white haired cougar to the right.
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This was a risky shot....had to get in close but can confirm that cougars are now resorting to leopard camouflage in their thirst for the hunt...clever, clever girl...
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More as they come to hand....