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    She sat on his face and smothered him?
    URSUSMAJOR

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    Apaprently poor skinny Mikal was last heard singing:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4"]YouTube- Queen Fat Bottom Girls[/ame]

    Was a bit of an echo though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post

    Was a bit of an echo though....
    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post

    Was a bit of an echo though....
    Quote Originally Posted by MickS View Post

    Was a bit of an echo though....

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    this story reminds me of a day at my primary school, her name was Janice Grubb(name changed incase she reads this and comes after me,again )whilst we were having our school milk break,she took two bottles instead of the one designated to her,gulping it down in one!,I told her that she had just drunk Jeffery Truss's milk,(he was my best school friend)to which she said if I snitched on her to Mrs Sandford she would sit on me at play time she must have weighted getting on for 18 stone and being only 6 yrs old quite heavy for someone that age and height 3'6".

    ps I didn't snitch on anyone ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grockle View Post
    this story reminds me of a day at my primary school, her name was Janice Grubb(name changed incase she reads an comes after me,again )whilst we were having our school milk break,she took two bottles instead of the one designated to her,gulping it down in one!,I told her that she had just drunk Jeffery Truss's milk,(he was my best school friend)to which see said if I snitched on her to Mrs Sandford she would sit on me at play time she must have weighted getting on for 18 stone and being only 6 yrs old quite heavy for someone that age and height 3'6".

    ps I didn't snitch on anyone ever.
    Shouda pushed her down the stairs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by easo View Post
    Shouda pushed her down the stairs!
    we didn't have any,she burnt them down the day before,we had to use a rope to get to the toilets !

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    Was she was the anchor point or the one filling the bucket???

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    how did you know she used a bucket after she had cracked all the girls toilets ?

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    Bucket or dumpster?

    And for the bloke on the bottom, definitely the lesser man.

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    To say it with Bon Scott's words:
    "My heart races every time you sit on my face..."

    Johannes

    There are people who spend all weekend cleaning the car.
    And there are people who drive Discovery.

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