Ahoy the deck!
Well! it seems the crow outranks me now my Captain. Received a message from the admiralty earlier today. It seems I've been tried in absentia for the heinous crime of saying bull**** in front of the crew. That is bull**** with a 'random' letter in place of the first and last astericks. Or is that Asterix, damm Frenchies, showed em at Trafalgar what!.
Anyway I've been court-marshalled and convicted by my peers errr. peer, a fellow "Master" of the non Jedi variety and exiled to the Crows Nest.
The Shame!........The Shame! Reduced to the ranks, the family name dis-honoured. What to do?
Capn' Grock, I've been sent to Coventry, the land of Morris cars. (At least I should be grateful it wasn't the land of Morris dancers).
Permission to join the Forein Legion my Captain.
Apprentice Hawse Hole Cleaner Deano

