Today Tonight bags Top Gear

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Originally Posted by FenianEel

Have I missed anything :D

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Ban four wheel drives.
Killer roadtrains doing 200 mph.
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Also promotions for some new amazing product. I wonder how much the promoters of the new product pay to have their product featured!!:confused:

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Originally Posted by FenianEel

How to pay off your 2 mortgages in 5yrs, with 4 kids whilst only earning $30k

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Tell me more, maybe I should rint TT and ask them when the next show on this would be :p :p

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Originally Posted by stooge

Tell me more, maybe I should rint TT and ask them when the next show on this would be :p :p

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Originally Posted by FenianEel

How to pay off your 2 mortgages in 5yrs, with 4 kids whilst only earning $30k

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Stooge the answers you seek are in the following magical fables

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Originally Posted by FenianEel

Bank rip offs
Supermarket rip offs
How to win Lotto
Centrelink fraudsters
Dogs that ride surfboards/drive cars/build lego/drink beer
Too may refugees
Blokes who stole their grandmothers house
Romeo conmen who steal multiple ugly fat womens fortunes

Have I missed anything :D

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You know what I do when ACA/Today Tonight is on?

I draw a moustache on the screen with a whiteboard texta and wait for that fleeting but perfect moment when Tracey Grimshaw/Roseanne Mangiarella or whoever looks like Francis Drake/Adolf Hitler/Groucho Marx (depending on the style of moustache)

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9...withboobsa.jpg

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9470/ram3300x170.jpg

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8468/todaytonight.jpg

You should all give it a try, it finally provides a use of these futile small minded programs

Cheers
Jason

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Originally Posted by Lucus

Unfortunately it appears that the show appeals to the unwashed masses......;)

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How come you all know what they show? :angel:

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I refuse to watch the tripe that they braodcast on those shows.
Mrs Hay Ewe puts sunrise on 7 on in the morning and then complains that I argue with the TV and they cant hear me any way!

I find that by reading letters to the editor and general discussion on forums like this is a real gauge of what people are thinking and feeling

and as p38arover Says

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Unfortunately it appears that the show appeals to the unwashed masses......
How come you all know what they show?

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Hay Ewe

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Originally Posted by p38arover

How come you all know what they show? :angel:

:D:D

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Whats Today Tonight?

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Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

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Whats Today Tonight?

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Dunno, but I assume they do something like this.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4"]YouTube- Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News[/ame]

Alan

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Originally Posted by p38arover

How come you all know what they show? :angel:

:D:D

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The beat-ups in every ad break.:mad: