If there's an Ashes version of tectonic plate movements, then we would beat the UK at least. The Eurasian plate is only moving south at between 7 and 14mm per year. :D
Last one to the equator buys the beer!
But that poses an interesting question, all longitudes are measured from the Greenwich Meridian (or as near as dammit), so if the Greenwich Meridian is moving as well, we don't stand a chance in ever being correct.

