Thread: Sheerluck's project D3

Quiz of the week. Is Dave's front window motor:
A. Perfectly OK, look elsewhere for a reason why the window won't open.
B. Absolutely buggered, the molten globs of plastic plus the fact that the motor is fused to the inside of the case give that away.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Quiz of the week. Is Dave's front window motor:
A. Perfectly OK, look elsewhere for a reason why the window won't open.
B. Absolutely buggered, the molten globs of plastic plus the fact that the motor is fused to the inside of the case give that away.

C. A figment of his drug induced imagination. Dave doesn't actually have a window motor, or a D3 for that matter. He's actually dismantling his mrs' blender with a cheese knife and a fridge magnet.


Would have been smelly

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

C. A figment of his drug induced imagination. Dave doesn't actually have a window motor, or a D3 for that matter. He's actually dismantling his mrs' blender with a cheese knife and a fridge magnet.


Would have been smelly

Cheese knife?? You're posh you are. In our house, if the cheese is too hard to break apart with our toes, we give it to the dog to chew first.

Actually, I can't claim the prize for discovering this one, it was SWMBO who dismantled the door.

And we threw the blender out a few weeks ago, after it stopped blending. Not much use, a blender that won't blend. We tried to give it to one of the kids to wear as a hat, but they complained saying it was uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Cheese knife?? You're posh you are. In our house, if the cheese is too hard to break apart with our toes, we give it to the dog to chew first.

Luxury. We have to break it up with a sledge hammer first, that's if we can fight the wildlings of Orange off it.
They've got no teeth, but to them it's a holy shrine.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

And we threw the blender out a few weeks ago, after it stopped blending. Not much use, a blender that won't blend. We tried to give it to one of the kids to wear as a hat, but they complained saying it was uncomfortable.

Kids these days...

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Luxury. We have to break it up with a sledge hammer first, that's if we can fight the wildlings of Orange off it.
They've got no teeth, but to them it's a holy shrine...

Rumour has it that the Will Smith film "I am Legend" was actually shot in Orange, and that they didn't actually need to use make up or costumes for the extras that were employed from the townsfolk.

Both you pair HAVE to come to Glernreagh to meet

I have met you both, about time you met

Mrs hh

Originally Posted by The ho har's

Both you pair HAVE to come to Glernreagh to meet

I have met you both, about time you met

Mrs hh

I'm not sure about that. He wants me to chop his arms and legs off. Last film I watched that had that happen, the guy with no arms and legs started head butting the other guy in the nuts. I'm not going if Muppet does that.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

I'm not sure about that. He wants me to chop his arms and legs off. Last film I watched that had that happen, the guy with no arms and legs started head butting the other guy in the nuts. I'm not going if Muppet does that.

I would like to see that Oh come on be adventurous :

Mrs hh