Given his posts, he's probably in a headlock.
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What about one of these,probably as fast as the Disco,and the crank should stay in one piece.....
https://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a...0/16691366.jpg
I feel we've all politely ignored the escort that Dave was dreaming about. [bigwhistle]
Is he a smoker?
Oh,hang on,the two legged type,hmm,but the place is a G rated site,is it not?[biggrin]
EDIT:What about this,it should keep you off the streets for a while?[bigrolf]
https://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a...0/16691370.jpg
EXACTLY. How I felt on Friday 13, on top of Willunga Hill
We didn't have 'estate' but we did have one of these.
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I'm feeling for you, mate.
Hopefully this poem will cheer you up.
The Common Cormorant or Shag
by Christopher Isherwood
The Common Cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason you will see no doubt
It is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never noticed is that herds
Of wandering bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.