Originally Posted by 
TB
				 
			Welcome, Jase. 
Yes what you've described is one of the big PITAs about the L663. JLR really didn't think this one through and there are some very bad assumptions baked into their software. The good thing about software though is that it can be changed... in an ideal world we'd get an update with some kind of "battery saver" mode for camping etc that ignores the doors and leaves all the systems powered off until you do something like press the Start/Stop button. Come to think of it, holding that button without your foot on the brake would be a perfect way to activate that mode. 
In the meantime, some people report that hiding your remote fobs in shielded bags is a good way to reduce the amount of activity from the computers. Leaving the vehicle unlocked is also good, and  leaving doors open instead of actually closing them helps. There's a way to disable keyless entry that I'm gonna get around to experimenting with. As a backstop, some dual battery systems have features that can help you in the event of a flat starter, or grab yourself a lithium jump starter. I got a Noco GBX45 but haven't done an actual test with a flattened starter yet. 
It's also a good idea to put your vehicle on an actual battery charger overnight, at least every few weeks. The "smart" alternator behaviour in these vehicles has a tendency to leave the starter battery in a not-fully-charged state, even on the MHEVs like yours. That behaviour is also controlled by software though, so possibly it will be, or already has been, updated.
I have a bluetooth battery monitor installed on my starter battery. They're cheap, they work, and they help you understand what's going on with the electrical system in your vehicle. 
Cheers
TB