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    AULRO stickers?

    Sorry if this has been discussed previously, I did a search but found nothing.

    How can one aquire a coverted AULRO sticker?

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    click on the shop link on the menu bar

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    Come on Inc...
    You could have run with the joke there
    To acquire an AULRO sticker requires courage, cunning and a lack of scruples.
    Several tasks must be completed, at the end of which you will be presented with the green and gold sticker that strikes fear and admiration into the eyes of inferior vehicle owners, and commands respect from your fellow landy drivers.
    Task #1
    Steal the starter motors from every vehicle in your nearest Toyota dealers, and install video cameras so you can laugh as they try to work out the problem.
    Task #2
    Subtly place grenade stickers on every 3L pootrol you find. If they don't notice, keep adding more until they do.
    Task #3
    Win an argument with an intoxicated crooza driver about why your vehicle is superior, in terms of reliability and offroad performance. (Bonus points if you do it in under 10 minutes or 5 beers)
    Task #4
    Using any means possible, make 4WDA produce an issue that paints landies in a favourable light, with no jibes about reliability, and that features safe and responsible driving and recovery techniques.
    Task #5
    Go to the shop link at the top of AULRO, and produce photographic evidence of all these tasks being completed. You will then be invited to a sacred ritual, involving the ritual sacrifice of a Toyota, and then another ritual known as "The Shunning of the Freelander"
    You will then be presented with your AULRO sticker.
    Enjoy

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