Rude Mother Inlaw

[Baffle]

Hi all, my mother inlaw actually gave birth to satan many years ago and now in these times she has firmly fixed her awful evil looks and will on me. I think she's really ****ed at the moment because while chanting over her caldron full of bats eyes her spell to destroy me didn't work.
And also her immediate family who she doesnt really treat great either stick up for me and now her crooked nose has even a twist in it now, must hurt.

Any suggestions or other stories to add,she might have a sister out there somewhere and one of you have had the mis fortune of meeting?

Sincerely yours
Mark

[MR LR]

So is Satan your wife?

[Baffle]

No no, Im very lucky that the hereditary traits over the few thousand years skipped my lovely ladys generation,this mother inlaw gave birth to all evil over the earth,maybe she was asleep when my lady was conceived

[d@rk51d3]

We looked after my M.I.L. for a few years with Thyroid and heart problems. Had to carry her around the house at some stages as she was almost comatose at times or in a stupor.

Deaf as a post, and refused to wear her hearing aids. Thought that once you were out of the room, you couldn't hear her talking crap about you to everyone else.

Came this close " "...........

[MR LR]

No no, Im very lucky that the hereditary traits over the few thousand years skipped my lovely ladys generation,this mother inlaw gave birth to all evil over the earth,maybe she was asleep when my lady was conceived

Ah well there-in lies your predicament!

[sheerluck]

I'm quite lucky with mine really, although I bag her a lot, we do get on reasonably well. She has a few annoying habits, as well as being a chronic chain smoker, that really **** me off, but ultimately her heart is in the right place.

Doesn't stop me cracking jokes about having to ring Air Traffic Control every time she visits so that I can get flight clearance for her broomstick!

[BMKal]

I'm quite lucky with mine really, although I bag her a lot, we do get on reasonably well. She has a few annoying habits, as well as being a chronic chain smoker, that really **** me off, but ultimately her heart is in the right place.

Doesn't stop me cracking jokes about having to ring Air Traffic Control every time she visits so that I can get flight clearance for her broomstick!

I never bothered ringing Air Traffic Control when I knew mine was about to visit. Just lived in hope that she would get cleaned up by a Jumbo Jet.

[Baffle]

I never bothered ringing Air Traffic Control when I knew mine was about to visit. Just lived in hope that she would get cleaned up by a Jumbo Jet.

[Tote]

My MIL actually answers to Witchiepoo.......

Regards,
Tote

[mox]

Maybe this or other new threads on this Land Rover forum should discuss the types and technical details of brooms obnoxious types of MIL's use for transport. Also how to install and activate immobilisers on them, including other than just replacing some components with stuff sourced from Lucas.