Cheeky Toyota Buggers

[Rosco]

A body engineer from Land Rover goes on an exchange visit to Toyota in
Japan and watches the engineers developing the latest Land Cruiser
bodyshell. He notices that on the workbench they have a cat in a small cage
and he asks what it's for. The Japanese engineer tells him when they have
finished a Land Cruiser they lock a cat in it and go home. If the cat is
dead when they return in the morning they know the shutlines on the doors
are up to their high standards.
The LR guy likes this idea and when he gets back to Solihull he takes a cat
to work and locks it in a Defender and goes home for the night. When he
returns in the morning the cat is gone.

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[kaistuff]

He hast to take a <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">Lion</span> to work instead :wink: :wink:

[barryj]

How else can you let the water out of a landrover? ops:

I wonder how Toyota lets the water out of theirs? 8O

[seqfisho]

I've been in a toyota that smelt like that once (I'd swear that something had died in it) might have been that the driver had to many beans for breakfast [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

Glen.

[disconut]

Defender drivers don't pussyfoot around! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]