Footrot Flats?

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A Maori bloke called Rangi was driving through Rotorua, when off in

The distance he saw a booze bus.

Rangi thinks this is great and heads straight for it.
He pulls up, winds his window down and says, "Two cans of Lion Red

Thanks mate!!"

The copper looks at Rangi and says "You must be drunk! Get out of your

Old truck and blow into this bag for me."

Rangi got out of the truck and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in that.

I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if
I blow in that."

The cop looks at him and with a bemused look says "OK. In these cases

We require you to give a blood sample."

"Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doing that either. I got a letter from

The Red Cross saying I'm a haemophiliac and I could bleed to death.
Sorry Boss, can't do that" said Rangi.

By now the copper is getting fairly wound up and finally demands a

Urine sample for testing.

Rangi looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't do that either."

The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!

"Bloody oath mate" says Rangi. "It's from the government. Called the

Treaty of Waitangi. Says that you whites can't take the **** out of us
Maori."

[LandyAndy]

Pitty Ben Cousins isnt a Maori,he is in a tad of strife,and could try the same lines .
Last weekend he found a booze bus,he pulled up 300m short and legged it with a passenger.The passenger was caught and blew .08,cousins slipped off into the darkness,turning up the next day with his lawyer demanding the return of his $100000 Merc 4wd.
He reckons he wasnt ****ed,BUT WHY ELSE WOULD YOU AND YOUR MATE BOLT leaving the women in the back seat of a $100000 Merc????? Perhaps the 2 blokes thought that they were too old to go to a Blue Light Disco
Andrew