bad joke re: steve irwin

[weeds]

unfortunitly the bad jokes as already circulating, it doesn't take them long

i still don't see the funny side to it although it is well thought off

in saying that i guess i laugh at some of the jokes created at other peoples misfortune

[Outlaw]

it's shocking... only one circulating and i've done some searching through google and can't find anymore

There goes my idea of posting a whole heap and moving this thread to the Mud Pit

[noddy]

Dark humour is an Australian trait and I am sure Steve would have seen it that way as well.

There is a well documented history of jokes (and some pretty dark ones) in time of adversity.

[p38arover]

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.

Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up...

"I'll try it! Just don’t hit me so hard with the beer bottle."

[Ace]

Its just something Australians do to deal with things like that, there are Princess Di jokes, Stuart Diver and so on, having Steve Irwin jokes is bound to happen, although they could have waited awhile. Matt

[one_iota]

The Yanks aren't backward in coming forward either:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52338

[Redback]

This was emailed to a friend of mine

[Bushie]

This was emailed to a friend of mine

Yep got that one at work today

Together with:

Steve should have used more suncreme to help keep out the harmful rays,

Sting will be singing at his funeral

He will be cremated in a crock pot.




Martyn

[Quiggers]

Some bloke from Channel Nine is trying to get an interview with the murderous fish, Ray Martin?

Sadly for Steve, this was a terrorist attack and we'll be invading Iran as a result.

GQ

[sclarke]

Favorite TV Show was Stingers

Sorry

RIP Steve