Why Men Are Never Depressed?

[Disco_owner]

Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth..You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. . The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[Outback 1]

yup sounds good to me

[Disco Steve]

Hole in 1!

[CraigE]

MMM Yep.

But women should be happy to wear white t shirts to water parks and it should be mandatory only a t shirt no undergarment.

Garage, used to think it was mine. Now kids 11 and 7 are taking it over. Wife tried to with rubbish but the reciprocating saw came out to protect my bastion. Kids sneek in but at least they are using the shed for what it was designed for.

[DeeJay]

MMM Yep.

But women should be happy to wear white t shirts to water parks and it should be mandatory only a t shirt no undergarment.

Garage, used to think it was mine. Now kids 11 and 7 are taking it over. Wife tried to with rubbish but the reciprocating saw came out to protect my bastion. Kids sneek in but at least they are using the shed for what it was designed for.

No No No - thats the thin edge of the wedge.
Garages need protection, get out the angle grinder, tune the mower/chainsaw, start welding ANYTHING, you dont know what you've got till you loose it

[shorty943]

No No No - thats the thin edge of the wedge.
Garages need protection, get out the angle grinder, tune the mower/chainsaw, start welding ANYTHING, you dont know what you've got till you loose it

Exactly, next thing, she will be putting up Cafe curtains over the miss-matched windows, and Doily's under the vice.

Keep em out at all costs.

[Roverray]

Hi DiscoOwner
there are t least 2 things wrong in your post ,
icky rest rooms are no longer a problem for all you girls....

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
saw an article on it -- trialed at big day out I think.

and blokes dont have to shave at all...

[landyfromanuthaland]

Geez how real did this sound, its eerily correct in just about every way, well done !

[cookiesa]

Hi DiscoOwner
there are t least 2 things wrong in your post ,
icky rest rooms are no longer a problem for all you girls....

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
saw an article on it -- trialed at big day out I think.

and blokes dont have to shave at all...

Great link! Many a campfire chat will ensue

[easo]

Good thing the misius is not reading over my sholder right now!!