Perhaps you haven't seen this offering from a budding Jeremy Clarkson.

I had a good old "choockle":

YouTube - New 2007 L:and Rover Defender Review Part 1

YouTube - New 2007 Land Rover Defender Review Part 2

YouTube - New 2007 Land Rover Defender Review Part 3

YouTube - New 2007 Land Rover Defender Review Part 4

Filmed on his mobile phone apparently....he should get a segment on Top Gear on the strength of this.