just chased two car burgulars off with an axe - thanks pioneer brackets!

[45tr0]

i was feeling hungry and couldn't be bothered cooking, so decided to drive to maccas. Opened my front door and noticed two young feral looking blokes in hoodies poking around the inside of a "Skilled" falcon just outside my front fence... with a smashed window...

rather similar story to what happened to my work car and brand new jimny two months ago...

Jezebel was parked right beside the front door, and I didn't really think about what i was doing. I was unclipping the axe when the gas strut let my front screen door bang shut - they went to run, and before i knew it i was over the side fence, screaming blue murder at them, and carrying the axe... and the dog (who is usually a giant bloody sooky lala) wanted in too.

I dunno what scared 'em more - a big angry looking fella appearing out of nowhere waving an axe about; or the great dane/bull mastiff jumping clear over the front fence onto the bonnet of the car they were ransacking, growling full noise.

Little bastards sure could run though. i'm built for comfort, not speed; but i kept behind em to the end of the street and the dog was gone another 5 minutes before he showed up looking knackered.

called the cops and drove around for a bit trying to spot em, but they went to ground pretty quick.

and i never got my maccas

[HBWC]

its shocking aint it and no not the axe wish you could of hit them

[Dagsey]

Reckon the owner of the Falcon owes you a home delivered Maccas as a minimum! Glad you scared the **** out of them and didn't actually get too close with the axe, that might have put you off of your dinner!!! Are you available for hire? Dags

[ATH]

Some years ago the dog and I chased some yobs who were intent on creating havoc around our place and when the cops eventually appeared (I didn't call them) they warned me that my actions plus carrying a large torch could have resulted in me being charged!!!
Just lucky I suppose that the dog only snarled and caused the yobs to whimper with fear (so would I with well over 50kg of Rottie on my heels!) as they run for their lives, and didn't bite one or two.
Had the desired effect though as they never came back.
Alan.

[Shonky]

Good stuff!

"I was just chopping some wood on the footpath when one of them jumped in front of me!"



Lucky they were quick for your sake too - it's a bit of a conundrum if you catch them and they call your bluff!

[Disco_owner]

Little Mongrels

[Sleepy]

Just watching Braveheart as we speak. Reminds me of some mad scot!
Nice one, hope they pooped themselves.

[45tr0]

they warned me that my actions plus carrying a large torch could have resulted in me being charged!!!

was still standing out the front with the axe when the coppers arrived - they only told me to be careful.

apparently about 8 months ago a bloke chased a couple of home invaders about 2km from his house with a baseball bat - the baddies called up their mates while on the lamb and only stopped running when four of their mates arrived. they took the bat off him and used it pretty soundly - he nearly died.

made me a bit glad to be unfit, to be honest.

[loanrangie]

That would have been a funny sight you heaving with axe in hand ,
Back in the early 90's i spent 3 years in the UK and had 6 young tall west indian type fellows follow me and when they got close told me to give them my wallet, not in any frame of mind to run (knackered and weighed down with doc martens and drizabone) and gave them a whole heap of lip. I turned and kept walking and then 1 said i have a knife, i thought oh f#ck i'm a goner but then i remembered i had my knives in my backpack (chef on his way home) some i swung my bag infront of me and pulled out the biggest knife i have (45cm cooks knife) and i turned around and ran at them yelling with knife held high- you should have seen their faces, they literally **** themselves on the spot and ran for their lives. I stopped after about 25m panting with adrenalin pumping, when some poor irish guy walking towards me with head down looked up and nearly died when he saw me. I got home fast as i could and called the old bill just in case they tried it on someone else.

[d@rk51d3]

Now 45tr0, don't you wish you had a gunbuggy?


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