SLOW Joke thread

[Scallops]

Seeing we're all feeling "all right for an old fella", I thought we might begin a club inspired joke thread.....feel free to post up anything, but to keep it club related, I'm going with this one....

[jerryd]

Keeping on the "slow" theme ....

[Scallops]

ha ha! Funny how the Motor Co established itself in racing, and held the land speed record of 322mph until September 2006.....just sayin'

[jerryd]

Slightly off topic, but are you putting a bid on this Dan


Harley-Davidson 8-Valve Racer with Sidecar Auctions - Lot 38 - Shannons

[Scallops]

I had seen it Jerry but with bids starting at 100 grand I'm out.....I'd prefer a '39 EL knuckle anyhow.....

[Scallops]

Some slow wisdom courtesy of Punch.....and it is the weekend afterall...

[Scallops]

90-year-old Harley-Davidson set to make thousands at Melbourne auction

[123rover50]

How can you tell when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds

[Scallops]

How can you tell when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds

Took me about 10 seconds......

[Scallops]

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