My Disco died in Blknight's driveway :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
Dicky fuel pump but it got me home.
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My Disco died in Blknight's driveway :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vnx205
Dicky fuel pump but it got me home.
Now that would have been a better place for the screw to come loose on my high/low selector - in Blknight's driveway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Utemad
That way he might have fixed it so that he could get his own vehicles out.:p
Then I wouldn't have had to spend half an hour or more trying to get that pin back in the linkage.
theres a reason why I reverse into my driveways (Id say garage but as neither of my landies fit Id be lying)....
when it comes time to leave both have bull bars and well low first with the tyres at 15psi generally gets most vehicles out of the way enough for me to get out.
if you bring a rover and break it on my door step try on the the puppy dog eyed "aww could you look at it for me out of the goodness of your heart" you had better have a nice ass and a fine pair of boobs for me to perv at OR a carton in the vehicle...
besides I think that the reason I make such a good land rover mechanic is one of them has let the secret out that my favorite tools are the grinder and the gas axe and now they're all too frightened to break down near my place.
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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus
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It is either half empty or half full cannot decideQuote:
Originally Posted by Blknight.aus
dobbo...
no no no no no...
you have missunderstood.
a fine ass is generally small and petite...
and I will tell your workmates that you are refering to them as boobs again so they dont count either...
Even if i was that way inclined you wouldnt make the grade, even if I had already drunk the first half of the carton solo....