Embarrassment

was the hammer ok fatty ;)

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Originally Posted by Mrs banjo (fatty)

Why does life have to be so complicated did i kill a chinamen in a past life or is it because i'm not nice to my family.
My day was so bad i still can't believe it started ok went done my housecleaning job done no worries.
Came home went down the road charge light came on ok will keep eye on it let jason know when i get home. Unfortunately that wasn't to be when i finished and came back to the car it decided its had enough no start no turn over not even a little click. Just dead silence.So i sat and sat before trying again still nothing.
Thank god jumper leads in my car should be easy to get someone to jumpstart me (you would think) i thought pension day was yesterday only old people mostly old ladies who i didn't want to ask they all had little cars anyway.Finally some workman came in to the bi lo carpark yes i thought so i went and asked could they spare me 10 mins well no sorry love we have been on lunch now we have to get back ok thanks anyway.
So bit the bullet rang jason mind you by now i had been there over an hour so not happy told him what happened said i would lock er up and walk home.
He done great he rang back told me stay there i will come down an jump it even thought he had been eating all morning he still came to the rescue.
So car started as soon as he connected it to his great i thought straight home.Na car had other ideas it decided to backfire loose all power i'm thinking omg whats wrong jas wasd behind me i don't know he didn't hit me i got through main st went to turn onto myle rd and pluu we died got it to the side of the road right in the bus stop so had to move it slowly we went got past the bus stop past bowling club and stop again straight opposite skate park .jason was like ok lock it up we will have to tow it home YAY.
Came home in cristine jason got his stiff bar out and one end was no good was nothing there to hook up to cars and other end which had trailer coupling was rusty so he though will drill hole through end with nothing so he can feed chain through as all his welders tools packed away (yes there were lots of swear words at this point about stupid ideas having to move) after much rearranging his biggest drill bit was used but alas wasn't as big as the chain so search again to find die grinder but couldn't use it as couldn't get to compressers so he put burr in his drill in the meantime i walked around the road to get another small d schackle no worries got one Came back trailer coupling bolt thingy to hold it to the car was bent and no good so in the rover up the back to our industrial area bolt shop mullins fasteners gave me a bolt but thread didn't go all the way jason had to pack it with washers by this time he was creanky tense nervous so not good times.
stiff bar wasn't secure so he said ok chains and d bolt even though we know it not good idea I had rang some local tow trucks they wanted $55-$60 to bring it home even though where it was to where we live is nothing so that was out off we go both hating ourselves hoping not to do any damage hurt or get caught how stupid anyway jas chained them up off we went slowly crossed myle rd to go through back streets i'm thinking let us get home plz i have only had to do this once before years ago and our stiff bar was good then.Jason turned into side st i thought i was going to hit the back of his car hit the brakes oops not right thing to do snap went the chain and one d bolt sorry i said try and limp it home he said see if it will go.So yep slowly i went and miracle made it home or rather neighbours on the rd still didn't have power only got to 2nd gear and was struggling so now jason has job to try and get it back on the rd so we have 2 cars to move we have locked it up got it in the driveway after jason had to jump start it twice because it stalled on me haha .Will wait to see what happens tomorrow.God i hate cars
PS did i tell u how jason dropped a lump hammer on my foot last week i though he broke my toes he lucky it wasn't

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You had to ask didn't you Sleepy. :mad:;)

HHHHMMMMM!! Makes my trip back from Sydney look like a picnic!!!:o

You know about a year ago i was doing something to karens car cant remember what it was but i needed it started .Well i was infront of it looking under it when she started it well someone forgot to take it out of gear guess what i got sqwished between bullbar & corner of the garage with a tyre halfway up my leg,bumper on my chest & garage corner on my back,head on bullbar & garage wall..Well i said hey fatty could you just go back a little bit for me,,,na na na just go back dont turn the wheel..aaaahhhhh thanx fatty that much better.....
I do have to admit she was stressed at the time.as my car wasnt finished & her car was broke..:wasntme:

I am surprised the workmen didn't want to help a lady in distress (boofheads). Have you thought about buying one of those Booster Packs from Super Crap, I have a 600 amp one which cost about $50 and it does come in handy, just remember to carry it in the vehicle. They also come in 1200 and 1800 amp sizes if you want more power and they have a torch built in.:):) That way you don't have to ask anybody for a jumpstart!!:p

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Originally Posted by Grockle

was the hammer ok fatty ;)

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fatty here what can i say ha ha :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by Ausfree

I am surprised the workmen didn't want to help a lady in distress (boofheads). Have you thought about buying one of those Booster Packs from Super Crap, I have a 600 amp one which cost about $50 and it does come in handy, just remember to carry it in the vehicle. They also come in 1200 and 1800 amp sizes if you want more power and they have a torch built in.:):) That way you don't have to ask anybody for a jumpstart!!:p

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That would be good but i recon i would still get a call for a jump & i'd say where booster pach & the response would be,,,At home i didnt want to loose it...

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Originally Posted by banjo

That would be good but i recon i would still get a call for a jump & i'd say where booster pach & the response would be,,,At home i didnt want to loose it...

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Or, maybe it's been in the vehicle for six months and its flat!!!:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

Hey, I just realised who you two remind me of::D:D

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LuuqDlCKXs"]YouTube- Dog in the car - Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - BBC classic comedy[/ame]

You know he does remind of fatty now..