Thread: Embarrassment

Translation/explanation for you Jerry.

"The Kingswood! You're not taking the Kingswood!..." [insert far-fetched excuse] e.g. "I've just ducoed the tyres" or "I've just glad-wrapped the aerial!" or "I've just Mr Sheened the number-plate!"

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingswood_Country"]Kingswood Country - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipana"]Ipana - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAuvuVwKqb4]Ipana Toothpaste Commercial (1957) - YouTube[/ame]

"Leave the money on the fridge, wog". You wouldn't get away with that saying today on the TV. But that was Kingswood Country.

"The Kingswood...... you're not taking the Kingswood, I've just polished the dipstick"

How did you know that I've just been to the dentist Ian

How's Mrs Ausfree Jim ? ? I was thinking of her this afternoon as I was sitting in the dental chair, I had to go and have my yearly x rays done and get my titanium cleaned

Bloody sore gums tonight

Dental appointment at 2pm this arvo, Jerry. Got to have the stitches taken out and the temporary denture fitted. I'm off work today to take her in.

Originally Posted by Ausfree

Dental appointment at 2pm this arvo, Jerry. Got to have the stitches taken out and the temporary denture fitted. I'm off work today to take her in.

And you had a haircut & you came visit me. That must of been the worst cup of coffee you've ever had. Apparently I don't make good cuppas. People want milk in them & I don't put enough in or I put to much in. I've finished cleaning now so house is clean. Was a pig style when you was here.

I didn't notice what state the house was in, Jason. We visited the Dentist, I think his proper title is Maxifacial and Oral Surgeon, Who took Mrs Aus's stitches out she is not having a temporary denture, that cost extra if you want one. Anyrate, she said her gum is very sore and she would not want to wear it anyway.

She goes back in a fortnight for another checkup.


The daughter in Bundaberg is back at work on light duties, so she is getting around the office on crutches.

I don't know if I mentioned on here before but they are building a house at Moore Park Beach. The frame work is finished and the brickwalls are going up now. So I will have to make another trip to Bundaberg when it is finished to have a squiz.

Hello All,

I am off to Brisbane to have my first measurement for the new specialist lenses on Monday.

This afternoon I had a quick one-eyed squint on an internet job site today and I discovered a bevy of jobs I can apply for. Some even pretty closely related to my PhD studies Others that are even here in Bundaberg.

Now, is this just pure coincidence that when the wheels start to creak towards getting fully sighted again that jobs, which have been few and far between, have started to appear?

I am probably reading/squinting too much into it?

Anyway opportunities are better than nothing

Kind Regards
Lionel

Keep that positive attitude up, Lionel!!!