Its good women drive Defenders, you can tell people the dents are from going offroad.
What's the difference between a wife and girlfriend?
About 25kgs.
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 30 minutes.
Know why Santa is jolly?
He knows where the bad girls are.
Why can't women find sensitive, caring & good looking men?
They already have boyfriends.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray always does that to him.
What's the difference between women and a battery?
Batteries have a positive side.
Do married men live longer, or does it just seem like it.
How do you get a sweet 80 year old granny to say the # word?
Yell 'bingo'.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker, she just doesn't know she's my girlfriend yet.
Helped a poor girl who fell down today. At least I think she was poor, she only had $1.20.
I don't know why I'm the way I am. I think its because I was born an only twin.

