Thread: You know you're a Defender owner when...

Originally Posted by Didge

Yes young John, you graciously offered it for free and I seriously appreciated it so I offered a bottle of red in exchange, which I'm told you gladly drank - I wasn't told, I just made that up But mate, I smashed that up at Ourimbah on the infamous rock and consequently bent the steering track rod which made for an interesting drive home with both front wheels seriously toed out - that was the same day Lou and Ian bent up a rear trailing arm and someone in a Rangie and D3 also sustained damage. So I decided to make up something stronger. The $300 guard would have required a few mods to get it to fit with my alloy bull bar (that was bend too on the same day) hence my decision to make one - as I said, I should have bought it and made a few changes and I would have been ahead by about 1/2 day in labour - oh well, live and learn.

I remember that day, despite the evening at the pub with you & Simon that I haven't yet recovered from even though I was drinking light beer and you were both drinking full strength... I had forgotten that you'd destroyed the guard on that trip. So much for LR's standard "protection". What I remember from that day was your exhaust getting embedded in the ground whilst you were on "the can opener" to the point where your car wouldn't run. Anyway, I've now had my revenge that you won't know about until you've read the the PM that I'll send you in a couple of minutes...

Anyway, to bring this thread back on topic, you know you're a Defender owner when... one Defender is not enough!

You're working on a harem of 110's eh?

Christ Rick130, that's a lot of posts you made on this forum!

When your neighbor the police inspector wanders over while you're washing the Defender and reminisces about how he used to drive a Landy when he was stationed in the bush ages ago and what a great old truck it was.

Originally Posted by Didge

Christ Rick130, that's a lot of posts you made on this forum!

I've been here a while
Actually I'm due Long Service, and then some.
And I'm an amateur poster compared to BlackNight, Pedro the Swift, Ron, Inc, The Ho Har's, et al.

You know you are a Defender owner when you always wanted to have a 130..............and then you get one!!!!!!!!!!!

You know your a defender driver when you're a girl and since owning one you suddenly grew a beard

Mmmmhhh - Does Ian like your beard or does he prefer you without

You know you're a Defender owner when...

you're on holiday and everyone in the campground comes to you expecting that you are carrying a workshop full of tools